St. Attractas, 2nd Class, County Wicklow, 21st March 2019
Once upon a time there lived a cow called Conker the Cow.
He lived in a mansion and owned a Lamborghini. His best friend was Jeffrey the Goat.
Conker and Jeffrey were looking at Conker’s Lamborghini when suddenly Jeffrey slipped in the open window, hit the brakes and the Lamborghini set off down the highway.