The Terrible Toilet Seat

​Scoil Treasa, 3rd class, County Wicklow, 16th May 2018

My name is Tim, and I like potatoes. In my nightmares I always see myself getting stuck in toilets.

My best friend is Mickey, who is a flying chicken nugget. I met him in KFC.

He got jealous when he saw me talking to the burger, but Mickey never really minded because he always knew he was going to be my best friend.

Last weekend I was sitting on a bench in Tymon Park chatting to Mickey who was beside me.

“I am teaching the toilet seat how to talk,” I told him.

“What are you doing?” Mickey shouted in reply.

“But I think it’s a good idea!”

“Well I guess I can’t do much about that. I’m only a chicken nugget who can fly.”

“Mickey, the good news is, you’re going to help me.”

“Hellooooo, WHY would I do that? Are you losing your MIND?” he said.

“You’re my best friend… you have to…” I told him.

Later on that day, in my bathroom, I told my friend to start talking to the toilet seat.

My mam brought dinner up to the bathroom so we could keep talking to the toilet, and one of my chicken nuggets fell off the plate and down the toilet.

I thought it was Mickey, and I had to jump in after him… DUN DUN DUN