Stories

Every morning, brilliant new stories are written by primary schoolchildren.They are all stored in our library (the stories, not the children). To read the stories and see the pictures, just click on the title or read more to view stories.

We also have stories from our other locations:  Cork, Galway, Kerry, Mayo, NorthWest, and Wicklow

Spray Tan Warfare

St Fiachra’s Senior National School, Beaumont, 6th Class, 7th January 2019

On an ordinary day Mrs Carrot was putting on spray tan, when she spotted a flyer for the competition.

To win the competition all you had do was be the most tanned. 

The prize was a lifetime supply of spray tan.

The Big Mission

Plainfield Memorial School, 5th Grade, 20 December 2018

The wind was howling. The sky was dark. Roscoe the dog was in a gloomy alley, barking at a poster of a dinosaur.

A wild dinosaur ran down the alley and scared Roscoe. “Roar! Boogly, boogly!” screamed the dinosaur. 

The Dinosaur, Frank, was trying to figure out why Roscoe was barking. Roscoe was terrified and ran away yipping.

No More Cheesecake!

St Fiachra’s Junior National School, Beaumont, 2nd Class, 20th December 2018

One day Fail Man opened up his diary and wrote “Dear diary, I want a flying pig.” 

Fail Man and Smart Guy, Fail Man’s best friend, came across Wizard the Pig. 

Then they met Santa Claus. 

The King of Chocolates

St Colmcille’s Junior National School, Knocklyon​, 2nd Class, 18th December 2018

It was a snowy day in Chocolateland and it was raining sugar. 

Chocolate the Chocolate was riding on Bill the unicorn’s head. 

Chocolate the Chocolate said to Bill the Unicorn, “We must go inside it’s snowing!”

Ronald Ruins Me Flop!!

St Patricks NS, Diswellstown Road, 5th Class, 18th December 2018

Once upon a time, there was a flipflop named Jimmy that went to a Gucci shop, but there were no Gucci flipflops left.

Jimmy raged at the shopkeeper, “You should have more flipflops in stock!”

The shopkeeper picked Jimmy up and threw him out of the shop.

Mission: Impiggable

St Fiachra’s Senior National School, Beaumont, 6th Class, 17th December 2018

One stormy night in Nigeria, all you could hear was a mysterious spy theme.

All of the sudden, Bagún the Spy Pig appeared from Betty’s caravan.

He’d had a notification from his boss saying he had to infiltrate the Russian embassy. 

Lily and Her New Best Friend

Balbriggan Educate Together National School, 2nd Class, 12 December 2018

Once there was a blue hamster named Lily. Her best friend was Orange the Orange Hamster and her worst fear was green hamsters.

Lily was scared of the green hamsters because they made her sick. But she loved eating cookies.

One day, a new boy came in and he was a green hamster.

Sausage Quest

Breaffy National School, 5th Class, County Mayo, 11 December 2018

Have you ever seen a talking sausage?

Well, I’m going to tell you a legendary story about a talking sausage named Digeridoo.

It was a lovely day in Chef Jeff’s kitchen.

The Spoon

Breaffy National School, 5th Class, Count Mayo, 11 December 2018

Over the horizon walked a little girl with a bag of gummy drops.

RIIIIIIP!

The bag tears!

A gummy drop falls out into the searing heat of the Wild West.

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Aliana’s Journey

​Brittas Bay NS, 4th class, County Wicklow, 15th March 2017

One day, Aliana Flame was walking through the woods, with her pet wolf, Nom-nom when another wolf jumped out and then ran away in five seconds.  

Her eyes followed the wolf and then she saw the wolf fall off a bridge.  

Part of Aliana wanted to see if the wolf was ok and another part thought it might be part of a trap.  

 

George vs Bob and the Juicer

St. Brigids National School, County Wicklow, 2nd 3rd and 4th Class 09 March 2017

Once upon a time George the walking talking orange fell off the counter.  

Bob, the apple on the counter, pushed him over.  

George was rolling over on the kitchen floor and then he saw the family dog, Billy.  

Super Rashers

Brittas Bay National School, County Wicklow, 3rd class, 08 March 2017

Once upon a time there was a big fat flying pig called Rashers and his best friend Milky Way the cow. 

Even though Milky Way was Rasher’s best friend he always tried to eat him. 

Milky Way’s father is called Steaky and he wants to eliminate pigs from the world. 

Mack McTrigger, Secret Agent

St. Mary’s JNS, Blessington, County Wicklow, 2nd Class, 07 March 2017

Once upon a time there was an agent called Mack Mc Trigger and he had a pistol in his hand. 

Mack Mc Trigger’s greatest wish was to be able to teleport.

His arch nemesis James Blond was able to teleport and he was a better agent than Mack. 

​I Don’t Have One

St. Brigids, County Wicklow, 1st and 2nd class, 02 March 2017

Once upon a time there was a really good footballer called Alex. 

He wanted to win the world cup.

He woke up in his bedroom and went to his brothers Ross’s house.

Hidden Powers

Brittas Bay National School, County Wicklow, 6th class, 01 March 2017

ONCE upon a time there was a girl called Shaníqwa Awqínash.

Her best friend’s name was Erodos.

His name was Erodos because, ever since he fell while running from his brother and his friend, he has accidentally said erodosaclidus – at the end of every sentence.

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