Gaelscoil na Phadraig, 5th Class, Ballybrack, Fighting Words Wicklow 15 December 2020
Once upon a table, Mark the man with chair legs was walking down the road and saw a crab.
While he was walking down the road, he slipped and fell. The crab waddled and rolled to Mark and pinched him on his wooden leg.
“Ow,” he shouted.