Stories

Every morning, brilliant new stories are written by primary schoolchildren.They are all stored in our library (the stories, not the children). To read the stories and see the pictures, just click on the title or read more to view stories.

We also have stories from our other locations:  Cork, Conamara, Galway, Kerry, Mayo, NorthWest, Wicklow, and Wexford

Revenge Of The Killer Clowns

St Peter’s National School, Snugboro, County Mayo, 5th Class, 25 October 2016

Voluptuous Jack and his best friend Trytineous Graham were in the middle of nowhere. 

Trytineous Graham said he needed to go to the toilet. 

On his way to the toilet, through the bushes, he heard a stick snap. 

When Stuff Goes A Bit Too Far

St Peter’s NS, Snugboro, County Mayo, 3rd Class, 25 October 2016

Franklyn the Funny Man was walking down the street heading for Sweetland Circus in San Francisco. 

He collected his car from the garage, got behind the wheel, started the engine.

All the people on the street ran for their lives.

Zappy the greatest flying zebra

Bray School Project, County Wicklow, 3rd Class, 25 October, 2016

Once upon a time there was a zebra called Zappy who lived in a galaxy nobody knew. Then she went to earth to go trick-or-treating. 

She went to someone’s house and they kicked her out because she wasn’t a human and they didn’t want a zebra in their house. 

She felt lonely and sad.

Sassy save the day

St Fiachra’s Junior National School, Beaumont, 2nd Class, 25 October 2016 

Sassy was a stray dog. He was a nice, kind dog. 

He lived under a bridge with his best friend, Benny.

One day, Sassy and Benny went to the park. 

No Way Back

Notre Dame Junior School, Churchtown, 6th Class, 24 October 2016 

As the spaceship crashed down to Earth, Molly the alien princess took one look at the unfamiliar landscape and knew that things would never be the same again.

Molly wanted to search for her squishy, fluffy friend the dinosaur before she started exploring. 

She rummaged through what was left of the spaceship, yelling his name.

The Space Raccoon

St Thomas Senior School, Jobstown, 4th Class, 20 October 2016 

There was a raccoon on a star. His name was James and he had lost his family.

James had a dream that he could fly so he tried it one day. He failed.

A long time ago, aliens had tried to take over the world. 

TROUBLE DOUBLE

St.Joseph’s National School, Longford, 4th Class, 19 October 2016

Once there was a man who was born with 51 eyes, named Mario. 

He was born in Scotland and was now 27 years old and tall. 

His best friend was Pinky, the pink chicken. 

The Adventures of Burger Man

St Patrick’s NS, Glencullen, County Wicklow, 4th Class, 18 October 2016 

Another day in Burger City. 

Burger Man and French Fry Guy are working in Burger Prince. All of a sudden, Ketchup the cowboy comes in on straw. 

He ducked behind the counter and says: “Ah ha! We meet again,” while stroking his cheese cat. 

The great battle of Piggyland

St Olivier Plunkett Special School,4th, 5th and 6th Class, 13th October 2016

A thousand years ago there was a dog with human legs and a human head called Billy Bob Joe. 

Billy Bob Joe was created in a secret lair in the middle of nowhere when a scientist mixed two potions together and a human dog was born. 

Billy Bob Joe was rich and owned a Lamborghini. 

Mr Carrot’s Biggest Fear

St Fiachra’s Junior National School, Beaumont, 2nd Class, 13 October 2016

Once there was a carrot called Mr Carrots. Every time he looked at children he got afraid and ran away.

One day, he ran away to his best friend’s house. 

His best friend was Max the Baby Dinosour.

Super Pizza Saves the World

​Blessington No 1 School, County Wicklow, 3rd Class, 12 October 2016

One day Super Pizza and Geoffrey the Potato were walking along the street. Geoffrey stepped in some bubble-gum.

“Oh No! I’ve ruined my flavouring” Geoffrey said. 

“Don’t worry I’ll help!” shouted Super Pizza.

The Wishing Pearl

​Navan Educate Together National School, 2nd Class, 10 October 2016 

One day Squiddy the Squid and his best friend Sticky the Stick Man were playing in the water and they saw Chocolate Chip the Cookie with an army of cookies. 

Chocolate Chip the Cookie lived in Chocolate Land under the sea. 

Bill’s amazing adventure

​Gorey ETNS, County Wicklow, 4th/5th Class 06 October 2016

One beautiful sunny morning in Mort’s pharmacy, Bill woke up to find that he was extraordinarily average. 

Bill realised that he needed some milk, so he walked over to the supermarket, Asda. 

When he walked out of the supermarket with his milk, he saw Donkey Hashtags having a fight with Trevor the Cow. 

Sophie the Booger Bomber

​Lacken NS, County Wicklow, 5th/6th Class, 5th October 2016

Sophie the troll and Jeff the Kangaroo go off on a nose-picking streak to Hawaii. 

Sophie climbs into Jeff’s pouch, and he jumps from Ireland all the way to Hawaii. 

“On the way,” Sophie says, 

The Invisible Hero

St Michael’s Boys’ National School, Longford, 4th Class, 5 October 2016

There once was a boy called Jack. One day he was at home playing video games and eating pizza. 

Two hours later, someone crashed through his window. It was a man made of stone.

“Why are people always crashing through my window?” Jack said.

The Revenge Of The Babies

​Donoughmore NS, County Wicklow, 2nd/3rd Class, 4th October 2016

DJ Baby was walking along the street when he slipped on a banana skin. While he was falling he met Baby Pants. 

“Hi Baby Pants, long time, no see!” said DJ Baby.

“Nice to see you!” said Baby Pants.

Frank’s Greatest Fear

​Scoil Thomáis, Castleknock, Dublin 15, 4th Class, 4 October 2016

Frank the Frog and Baldy the Orange were having lunch at McDonald’s. Frank went up to order more chips and, in the queue, he saw a pig. 

The pig was ordering a milkshake and a veggie burger when he dropped his money. Frank picked up the notes and tapped the pig on the shoulder.

“Here you go,” said Frank.

Bright Wishes, Dark Fears

Presentation Primary School, Warrenmount, Dublin 8, 3rd Class, 3 October 2016 

Once upon a time there was a unicorn named Rainbow. She wanted to see her best friend, Froggie the donkey. 

Rainbow hadn’t seen Froggie in a very long time. One day Froggie hopped along. 

“OMG Froggie - I haven’t seen you in ages! Where have you been?

Still Small

​Blessington no 1 NS, 4th Class, County Wicklow, 29 September 2016

“Hah, your fur is really long and sticky”, Tim the purple banana cackled. “You should really go to the hairdressers. Or have a shower!” 

“Well, you’re a mouldy apple!” Silver the Wolf cried angrily.

Then she let out a sob and ran back to her cave. 

Cassie’s Big Mistake

Presentation Primary School, George’s Hill, Dublin 7, 5th/6th Class, 29 September 2016

Once upon a time there was a girl called Cassie.  Her best friend was Frankie the Stunner. 

Cassie and Frankie were walking to school one Monday morning.

On the way to school they met two popular, mean girls.

Bob and Porky's Adventure

Nun’s Cross, Ashford, County Wicklow, 3rd/4th class, 28th September 2016

“G’day mate, my name is Bob the Blob and my greatest fear is to become a grapefruit.”

“Hello there! My name is Porky and I like jumping in mud. I also enjoy KFC and sausages.”

Bob and Porky were having this conversation in a patch of mud in Porky’s back yard.

Danny’s Wish

St Mary’s Boys National School, Maynooth, 3rd Class, 28 September 2016

One day, a huge turtle called Danny was swimming around the Barrier Reef. 

Danny went onto the beach and looked around. 

Someone threw a stick of dynamite and it landed right next to Danny! 

Bob The Dabasaurus

St Kevin’s, Tarahill NS, Gorey, County Wicklow, 5th Class, 27th September 2016

Bob woke up and was very fat. He went to check his weight again. 

He rolled down the stairs to get breakfast. He accidentally looked in the mirror and peed his pants. 

Bob was a t-rex but he had four legs and no arms. Bob rolled into the kitchen and poured himself some Lucky Charms.

World War V

Our Lady of Victories Boys National School, Ballymun, 6th Class, 26 September 2016

On a really sunny day, inside the kitchen, Anto the red tomato was chilling with his friend Ballymun Stevo in the fridge. 

They were talking about their arch-nemesis, Pepe the Pepper, who lived in the bottom of the freezer.

Pepe was in the bottom of the freezer, getting his army of frozen berries prepared to attack Anto and Stevo.

Spagettio goes to candyland

Bray School Project, County Wicklow, 2nd Class, 22nd September 2016

Spagettio the Meatball’s best friend was Honky the Donkey. 

They had been best friends for nine years, ever since they had met in a meatball shop called Meatball Al’s. 

They had both gone into the shop and bought chicken wings. 

Bob the Big Fat Dancing Robot

St Rose’s National School, Tallaght, 5th/6th Class, 22 September 2016 

Once upon a time there was a robot called Bob. 

Bob the robot could do the robot dance, but nobody liked it because it was annoying. 

Frownie the clown got annoyed with Bob when he danced because it was so embarrassing.

Meatball Madness

St Brigid’s, County Wicklow 5th Class, 21st  September 2016

Jim the Cyborg Meatball is going to Hollywood to get the Ultimate Moustached Muffin’s autograph. 

On his way through Mutated Meatball Kingdom he sees Sprinkles the Cupcake behind a lettuce bush crying sprinkles because Jam the Man-eating Seagull was threatening to eat her. 

Pat The Pillow's Evil Plot

St Coen’s, Rathnew, 6th Class, 20th September 2016 

Kevin the Cat and Cabbage Boy were running from Pat the Pillow. 

They were only a little bit ahead, and Pat the Pillow was throwing feathers at them. 

Kevin nearly ran in front of a car but Cabbage Boy pulled him back. 

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