Stories

Every morning, brilliant new stories are written by primary schoolchildren.They are all stored in our library (the stories, not the children). To read the stories and see the pictures, just click on the title or read more to view stories.

We also have stories from our other locations:  Cork, Conamara, Galway, Kerry, Mayo, NorthWest, Wicklow, and Wexford

The Cow Heist

Belmayne Educate Together, National School, 5th Class, Fighting Words Dublin, 11 Feburary 2020

Long long ago and far away in FarmerVille, Sergeant Shoe was trying to steal a cow.

Sergeant Shoe had to get past Farmer Billy to get to the shed. He had to jump over Farmer Billy’s fence.

On his way, Sergeant Shoe bumped into Emperor Toe, who also wanted to steal the cow. 

Jim sa Limo

Gaelscoil Cholaiste Mhuire, Cearnóg Pharnell​, Rang 2, Fighting Words Dublin, 10ú Feabhra 2020

Tá Jim an sioráf anseo. Ta Kevin an koala ansin. 

Tá Jim an sioráf ag caint le Kevin.

Dúirt Kevin, ‘Is gangster thú.’

Ed and Eddies Big Adventure

Kennedy Park National School Whitemill Road, Whitemill South, Wexford, 5th Class, Fighting Words Wexford, 7th February 2020

Ed and Eddie were dancing outside at the door of the concert but the body- guard wouldn’t let them in.

Suddenly the sky turned dark and in a second a three eyed monster said “If you let me talk to Cornelius I will give you money”.

It starts to rain and the monster disappears.

Rú Amú

Scoil na hAirde Thiar​, An Aird Thiar, Carna​, Rang 3,4,5,6, Co. na Gaillimhe​ Fighting Words Chonamara, 7/2/2020

Lá amháin, bhí an ghrian ag scoilteadh na gcloch. 

Bhí Toby ag spraoi le Rú an coinín. 

Tháinig Tintreach an gadhar agus thóg sé Rú.

Edward's Rumble

Scoil Treasa, Firhouse, 3rd class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 6th February 2020

One day Edward the giraffe found a pig. Edward took the pig for a walk but he was too afraid to talk to him.

Then they met Sven the donkey. They got lost in the desert where they found Daniel the donkey.

Edward and Daniel start talking together and forget about the pig and Sven. 

Sara and Lily Go On An Adventure

St Brigid’s Senior Girls National School, Finglas West, 3rd Class, Fighting Words Dublin, 6 February 2020

Lily was a cute little dog. But something happened – she was invaded by tarantulas!

Her friend Sara the dog came along. “I’ll save you!” she said.

The next day, Lily got her greatest wish. Lily’s greatest wish was to go on Ireland’s Got Talent. She got invited to go on with her friend Sara.

Turtle Wars

St Pius X BNS, 6th class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 5th February 2020

Doris Bonson, the Turtle was tired of his next door neighbour Christopher the Sea Pickle.

“Why do you want to Texit from Atlantis?” Christopher queried in the House of Bubbles, Atlantis’s parliament at No. 10 Drowning Street.

Just then, Ronald Mump, Doris’s best friend, suggested “We should build a wall of coral and kelp between the Seven Seas!!

McDonalds Massacre

St Fiachra’s Senior National School, 6th Class, Fighting Words Dublin, 5th February 2020

This is Kevin the Spud, he is a spud.

It’s an average day in McDonalds, rolling away from potato cutters. 

All of a sudden, the President of Scotland walked in and asked for a Happy Meal.

The Taco Hunt

Kilrane National School Kilrane, Wexford, 5th Class, Fighting Words Wexford

Once upon a time, flying above a swamp, there was a parrot named Tacko, and his best friend was called Daddy.

He was getting hungry, so he really wanted to eat a mosquito.

He nearly ate Daddy the mosquito. Daddy went over and yelled, “Stop! Stop! Its me, Daddy!”

The Bamboo Cafe

Gheel Autism Services, Writing Group, Fighting Words Dublin, 4 February 2020

There was quite a disturbance at the cafe when Peter the panda was told they do not serve bamboo.

“What do you mean there is no bamboo here!” said Peter.

“Well,” replied the server, “We don’t get a lot of pandas in here – it’s mostly people.”

King Jeff and the Power Gem

Catholic University School, 2nd and 3rd Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 4th February 2020

Once upon a time there was a king called Jeff. He lived in a galaxy far far away. 

Jeff had a baby air dragon called Snowy.

He wanted to get the power gem which would allow him to rule the world. 

The Robot Who no Longer wanted to be One

Brooklodge N.S. 4th Class, County Cork, Fighting Words Cork 04 February 2020

Zobert had been on this planet for way too long. He originally did not like his old planet, but strange things are happening and he did not know what.

He decided to go to the human world. He needs to find a new friend. But how is he going to do it? 

But in the middle of space, he got hit by a rock that was wrapped up in paper, that had a pyramid with a crystal on top of it, with a map that said ‘get the crystal and you will become a human.’

The Legend of Skinny Legend

Loreto Senior Primary School Crumlin, 6th Class, Fighting Words Dublin, 4 February 2020

There was once a helicopter named Skinny Legend. They were flying with their best friend, who was their hand.

But Skinny Legend had a wish to be human and a fear to fall in love.

Even though they were afraid to fall in love, they had fallen in love with their hand.

The Diamond Attack

St Francis Junior School Priorswood, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Dublin, 3rd February 2020

Once upon a time Gizmo the diamond dog was in a cave. 

The diamond dragon saved him from a zombie caveman.

One day, when Harry the diamond dragon was walking in the park, someone tried to steal him. 

Tiuc Tiuc, Peadar agus an Ribena Frusion

Scoil Naomh Ciarán, Cill Chiaráin​, Co. na Gaillimhe. Rang 3,5,6, Fighting Words Chonamara, 31/01/2020

Lá amháin bhí Rory amuigh ag traenáil ar an Astro i gCill Chiaráin. 

Theastaigh uaidh Craobh na hÉireann a bhuachaint le Gaillimh agus bhí sé ag traenáil chuile lá le cúpla seachtain anuas.

Bhuaigh Deaide Rory Craobh na hÉireann in aghaidh Chill Chainnigh sa mbliain 1972.

Bob’s Adventures

Kiltale, County Meath, 3rd and 4th class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 30th January 2020

Bob the snowman wishes he could go on holidays to Italy.

His greatest fear is a chicken called Mike.

His best friend is Timmy the slug.

Ace the Robot

Gardiner Street Primary School, Gardiner Street, 3rd Class, Fighting Words Dublin, 30th January 2020

It was a normal day for Ace. He was playing football with his best friend, Star the Super Puppy. Star scored a goal!

When Ace was having a drink, Star was abducted by aliens. 

The aliens brought her back to their headquarters.

The Buttering

St Pius X BNS, 6th class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 29th January 2020

Welcome to Jamaica!  And welcome to the best kitchen in the whole world!  I’m Bartholomew and my side kick is Toasty.  I’m a pound of butter and Toasty is a slice of toast.

I’m in a bit of a predicament now as some knives buttered me on to Toasty!  

But since I have super powers I can turn back into a solid pound of butter…. but for the time being I’m staying on Toasty.

The Big Slip

Saint John Bosco Boys’ School Navan Road, 4th Class, Fighting Words Dublin, 29th January 2020

Once upon a time there was a banana named Joe. His best friend was a spud named Spuddy.

Joe lived in a house shaped like a banana. Spuddy was grown fresh from Ireland.

One day, Joe the banana was taken from his home by Jerry the bear. Spuddy was also taken.

Robot Apocalypse

St Audoen’s National School, Cook Street, Dublin 8, 4th Class, Fighting Words Dublin, 28 January 2020

Once upon a time a dinosaur named John wanted to make a friend. John was in the jungle on an island. 

There were lots of other dinosaurs, but he wasn’t friends with any of them. John felt lonely and upset.

Then one day there was a meteor that crashed into the jungle. Robots poured out of the meteor. 

On an Adventure for the Mythical Honey

Scoil Mhuire Fatima, 5th Class, County Cork, Fighting Words Cork, 28 January 2020

Jolly B was lonely, he had no friends. He was flying through the park for ages. 

He lived under honeycomb under a tree. There was lots of baby BBQ’s inside the honeycomb. No one liked him because he had a human face and the body of a bee.

Finally, Jolly B looked at his watch and decided it was time for school. But he saw Jilly B getting bullied in Jolly School by Shmiley B and Waspy B. 

The Destroyed City

St. Philip’s Junior National School, 1st Class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 28 January 2020

Once upon a time there was a tiger called Stripes. 

He lived with his best friend Speedy Sly the fox.

One day they went for a walk and Stripes saw his enemy Alex the muscley lion.

Rocky an madra vs. An Plunger gránna

Scoil an tSeachtar Laoch​, B.A.C. 11, Rang 3, Fighting Words Dublin, 28ú Eanair 2020

Lá amháin, bhí Rocky an madra ag siúl síos an bóthar agus bhí an Plunger gránna ag goid airgead ón mbanc.

Chuaigh Rocky síos go dtí an mbanc chun cabhrú leis an FBI.

Ach bhí dudes eile leis an plunger gránna agus bhí troid mór acu. Chaill Rocky an troid.

Jeff The Space Dog

St Malachy’s BNS, Edenmore, Dublin 5, 2nd Class, Fighting Words Dublin, 27th January 2020

Jeff the dog was on Planet Jungle, which was his home planet. 

He was looking around for his owner Harold. They were playing hide and seek. 

Jeff found Harold hiding in a bush.

Peethur an Turtair

Rang a 4, Scoil Mhic Dara​, An Cheathrú Rua​, Co. na Gaillimhe​, Fighting Words Chonamara, 24/01/2020

‘Sé Peethur an Turtair méara St. Peethursburg. ‘Sé Johnny an madra an cara is fearr atá aige.

Bhí Peethur ag iarraidh dul ar laethanta saoire go Hawaii agus dul faoin uisce mar go bhfuil uisce deas te ann.

Is alsation é Johnny agus ní ligeann sé Peethur as a amharc.

Pancake Tuesday

Scoil Áine, Clondalkin, 6th Class. Fighting Words Wicklow, 23 January 2020

‘OW’ shouted Diana when she fell surprisingly harder than usual. 

She had fallen out of the Tree house again. Poppy climbed down as fast as she could, but she was too late. 

‘Ill never get used to this said Poppy as she rolled her eyes. Diana and Poppy met five years ago in another jungle tree.  

The Pink Giraffe Incident

Gaelscoil an Bhradain Feasa​, 4th class, Fighting Words Wicklow, 22nd January 2020

There once lived an eyebrow called Paul.  He really wanted to get a job in an office in Dublin Zoo.

On his way to the interview he got really nervous.  He fell over and his eyebrow suddenly got very bushy.  

Suddenly, out of the blue, an eyelash arrived, her name was Billie Eyelash!

The Adventures of Grumpy and Moody

Castletown National School, Castletown, Gorey, Co. Wexford, 1st and 2nd Class, Fighting Words Wexford

Grumpy the Brussel Sprout and Moody the Potato were in Croke Park at the all Ireland final.

Grumpy hoped that the yellow bellies would win the all Ireland final but was afraid that Kilkenny would win the Sam McGuire.

Suddenly Grumpy and Moody were teleported to Liverpool for a match between Liverpool and Man United.

Madness in the Market

Mayglass National School, Courtlands West, Mayglass​, Wexford, Co. Wexford, 5th and 6th Class, Fighting Words Wexford

A long time ago in a far far away land called Tunisia Tim the apple and his best friend Barry the banana were rolling down the aisle to see Spuds Two in the cinema.

Paddy the parsnip was waiting outside for them with a candy cane, he knew they were going to come.

He clipped the button on the candy cane and a load of shopping trolleys started chasing them.

Imogen the Wizard

Barntown National School, Barntown​, Wexford, 2nd and 3rd Class, Co. Wexford, Fighting Words Wexford

Once upon a spooky morning in space there was a wizard named Imogen in a spooky castle on the moon in a weird dimension.

She was feeding her dog - Cloud - then a poisonous bubble appeared.

A giant banana barged in to the castle with a bubble gun and Imogen screamed so loud that it raised the roof of the castle.

Stinky and Bob

St Mary's National School, County Donegal, Fighting Words North West

The main character of this story is Stinky the Skunk. Stinky was born in 1989 on May 25th.

Stinky's biggest dream was to get faster Internet.

Stinky heard that a circus was coming into town, and Stinky was afraid of clowns. 

The Uni-Potato

Gleneely National School, County Donegal, Fighting Words Northwest

Once upon a time there was a unicorn called Rainbow who lived in a place called Cuckoo Land.

One day she was outside playing with her best friend Pat the Potato. 

It was very sunny and the sun was very bright, but she was sad because Pat couldn't walk. 

Turty the Turtles Adventure

Kilrane National School, Kilrane​, Wexford, Co. Wexford, 3rd and 4th Class, Fighting Words Wexford

Turty the turtle is a turtle and his best friend is Crabby the crab.

He lives on an island which means he cant get to a McDonalds.

He is looking for McDonalds because he wants a Big Mac.

Páidí agus na Pickles

Rang 3,5,6, Scoil Cholmáin, Muigh-Inis, Carna​, Co. na Gaillimhe, Fighting Words Chonamara, 21 Eanáir​ 2020.

Lá amháin, bhí Danny agus Páidí ag spraoi i gcistineach Danny. Bhí siad ag iarraidh ‘slime’ a dhéanamh. 

Chuir siad bainne isteach ann in áit gliú agus rinne siad praiseach den áit.

Chuala siad Mamaí ag teacht anuas an staighre. 

Troid faoi Eilifint

Rang a 6 Scoil Éinne​, An Spidéal​, Fighting Words Chonamara

Bhí Stanley an béar ina luí ar leaba ghréine i Jamaica, ag cuimhneamh ar Jessica an t-eilifint. Bhí sé ag iarraidh Jessica a ghoid ó Phat.

Ansin tháinig Pat isteach agus bhí sé trína chéile, mar bhí Daidí Jessica ag teacht le haghaidh an dinnéir.

Bhí Pat ag iarraidh ceist a chur ar athair Jessica an mbeadh cead aige Jessica a phósadh. Bhí sé trína chéile mar nach raibh a fhios aige cén chaoi le dinnéar ceart a dhéanamh.

The Baby Takeover

Brookelodge NS Glanmire, 4th Class, County Cork, Fighting Words Cork, 21 January 2020

Baby Lulu was a cheat he never liked anybody. Baby Lulu was the worst he kept on biting people's fingers. 

But, Baby Lulu did not act like that on the outside. But, there is one thing he wants the most and he has a friend to help him. 

Baby Lulu is from Asia. He was born in South Korea. Baby Lulu has a plan in his head. 

The Avocado Cat and the Disaster

Presentation Girls School, 4th Class, Maynooth, Fighting Words Wicklow, 21st January 2020

Once upon a time Alan the Avocado cat was walking through his Avocado stockroom. 

That day his house had been flooded with water. The toilet water had a lot of gross things in it.

Suddenly the avocado stockroom locked down: there was another flood! 

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The Wolf, the spud and the spoon

Gorey ETNS​ 5th Class, County Wicklow, 14th November 2018

One spring day in 2019, Umi had to move in with her auntie and uncle because her parents  had neglected her.  

She didn’t like them but she liked her auntie and uncle because of where they lived and their personalities.

But one night, when she was going to bed she dreamed about going into the forest. 

Doodle Bob and his doodles

Powerscourt NS, 3rd & 4th Class, County Wicklow, 8th November 2018

Not very long ago somewhere on Neptune-Doodle Bob was swimming in the sea and he met a baby octopus.

“Hello Squiggle” said Doodle Bob. 

“Hello to you too”, said Squiggle. “What have you been doing Doodle Bob?”

Pablo and Juan’s Great Adventure

Gorey ETNS​, 5th class, County Wicklow, 7th November 2018

Once upon a time, a man called Juan, was building a house.  He looked around and saw a squirrel.

“Oh, you’re a pleasant looking squirrel, I’m going to call you Plonky!”  Juan said throwing him a few peanuts.

But just then he saw a flying brick that hit the squirrel and injured it.

Valerie Blue’s Secret Mission

St Kevin’s, Tarahill​, 5th class, County Wicklow, 25th October 2018

I was in a horrible dream with zombie leprechauns. It was blurry, but I remember them all screaming my name: “Valerie Blue”.

I screamed, and my mother came to my side. My mum had to tell me the horrible news that Fruit-Juice Man had died. 

The only thing I had left of him was his last bottle. 

The Worst Hallowe’en

Donoughmore NS, 2nd and 3rd Class, County Wicklow, 24th October 2018

One Saturday morning, Gummy bear went to Ducky’s house to call on him to go trick-or-treating, but Ducky, the half-duck, half-pig wasn’t there.

Gummy Bear walked into his house to look for him, but couldn’t find him, because he was because he was hiding under the couch, afraid of Hallowe’en)

There was a big cake on the table, so, as no one was there, Gummy Bear started to eat it.

A Lizard Called Blizzard

St. Patrick’s NS, 3rd class, County Wicklow, 23rd October 2018

Once there were two lizards. One was called Blizzard, and the other was called Lily.

Blizzard loved to teleport things and Lily loved to fly. They lived in the Amazon rainforest in South America.

Blizzard really wanted to be in a movie, but he had stage fright!

Jimbob And The Voice

Sacred Heart Primary School, 5th Class, County Wicklow, 18 October 2018

One day there lived a man named Jimbob.  He is a wanted criminal, locked up in jail.

In the cell one evening Jimbob was talking to DJ Alpaca.

“If I shapeshifted into an ant I could try and get the key off the guard” said Jimbob.

Big Gill and Pizza

Hollypark BNS, 6th class County Wicklow, 17th October 2018

One summer evening, Big Gill was eating frozen pizza on her balcony. She was leaning on the railings.

She saw her Mum below and panicked and dropped the pizza. It fell all the way down and landed on Jeff’s face. 

He was lying on a sun-bed. Jeff is Gill’s best friend. He works for Deliveroo. 

The Butcher Strikes Again

Wicklow Montessori School, 2nd, 3rd and 4th class, County Wicklow, 16 October 2018

One bright, early morning, Lily the doge was lying in bed. 

Suddenly she fell out of bed because she was having a bad dream. 

In her dream,   black widow spiders were trying to eat her whole!

The Chicken Nugget Quest

St John’s SNS, Arklow​, 4th class, County Wicklow, 11th October 2018

Once on a stormy night in McDonald’s a chicken nugget named Jeff was being served with chips. 

He saw a giant potato that he recognised from TV sitting down and ordering chicken nuggets. 

Then a marshmallow called KFC jumped off the tray that was across the room and ran over.

The Cake Wars

Blessington no 1 NS, 4th Class, County Wicklow, 10th October 2018

Once there was a five legged bat called Jeff. He was very unique, because he could spit fire.

Not too far away Karl the frog is sitting in the same place he has been for the past year. 

This was because he has no legs. In the not too distant past there had been a war in which Karl had lost his legs in an explosion.

Ginger and Max in the Desert

Festina Lente Group

Once upon a time Ginger was born near some water in a desert. Ginger the horse was brown and white in colour. 

She had no mane. Ginger's parents were shocked because of it and had abandoned her. She was a lonely orphan.

Ginger felt really hot during the day and the sandstorms that blew in blinded her and made her really thirsty. 

At night she was cold as the desert became breezy and freezing

The Battle of the Banquet

Our Lady of The Wayside, 6th class, County Wicklow, 25th September 2018

“The battle of the banquet is on today. I have to get out of here,” thought Christian the Cornish pastry.

The battle of the banquet happens every coronation and the pastries are fighting the German Wiener Schnitzels for their right to be on the table at the banquet.

“I really want to win the battle” he thought “but I really want to take Christina the custard cream pastry on a date first.

Gucci the Sushi Roll: Big Tay Strikes Back

Rathmichael School, 6th class, County Wicklow, 20th September 2018

Gucci and Patrick were walking down the street when Gucci jumped onto Patrick’s lid. Patrick is a jar of mayonnaise. 

Gucci is a Californian Sushi roll that wants to own a Japanese Hair Dryer Co.

Then, all of a sudden, Gucci’s arch enemy, Big Tay, walked up to them and shoved cakes into their faces. “Hey!” said Gucci.

Uni the Unicorn’s terrible nightmare

St. Fergal’s NS, 2nd class, County Wicklow, 19th September 2018

One day Uni the Unicorn was in her magical land when she fell off a small building as she was feeling sick and tired.  

When Uni fell she landed on the ground which made a bit of a hole.  It was there she found magical sparklers next to her.  

But she thought they were normal sparklers.  She picked them up and she shook them around like normal sparklers…but suddenly she disappeared!

Johnny and Trey’s amazing adventures

Our Lady of the Wayside, Kilternan, 6th class, County Wicklow,18 September 2018

Our story begins in a field where Johnny is eating grass with Trey the tortoise. 

Johnny starts drinking from a bucket of dirty brown rainwater.

‘Let’s go down to the river,’ Johnny exclaimed to Trey the tortoise, ‘the very river where I met you under that moist leaf you live under.’

Jackpot

​Lakers Group

Bray, Co. Wicklow

8 June 2018

In the old times, there were pirates. People were frightened of them.

The pirates had long, long beards and they smelled like trash and dead fish. 

They drank cider, vodka and rum cocktails and they ate fish eyes on cocktail sticks. 

The Adventures of Monty Dublin

​Hollypark Boys National School, Blackrock, Co. Dublin, 5th class. 20th June 2018

One Sunday evening, Monty Dublin was sitting on his couch watching the World Cup.

Monty noticed he was sitting on his best friend, mouldy Buttered Bagel. 

At that moment, his father came down the stairs in his sunflower costume.

The Return of Loughlan

​Hollypark Boys National School, Blackrock, Co. Dublin, 5th class, 19th June 2018

“I never thought that Tiddlez the unicorn could fly, but he’s flying away now and pooping out skittles,” said Tyler the Secret Ninja to himself.

Tyler was standing in the sewer with his head poking out of the drain watching Tiddlez fly away. 

He was crying because Tiddlez was his only friend.

The French Bean & The Dragon

​Brittas Bay National School, Ballinacarrig, Co. Wicklow, 2nd class, 18 June 2018

Once upon a time there was a dragon called Danny who lived in the village of SquiddyMac.

There was a villain in the village called Finny who didn’t like dragons with fins.

Danny’s best friend Mr Fassio the French bean, was out on a walk with him.

Podgy’s Big Adventure

St Kevin’s Girls National School, Kilnamanagh, Dublin 24, 4th class, 12 June 2018

Once upon a time, in a magical forest, there lived a squirrel called Podgy.

He called his friend Squiggle the worm one morning to talk about his greatest wish.

“Hello!” said Podgy. “I just wanted to tell you about my greatest wish because it’s my birthday soon.

Globby and Bob

​Scoil Naomh Iosaf, Lathaleere, Baltinglass, Co. Wicklow, 5th Class

Once upon a time in a Galaxy Far Far Away©, there lived a worm called Globgoglabglab that could somehow speak.

One day he met a Pepper called Piper.

“Hi,” said Piper.

The Two Best Friends

​Donoughmore National School, Donard, Co. Wicklow, 2nd, 3rd & 4th Class, 11 June 2018

 One lonely Monday morning, Shep and Chuck were swimming in a river under a bridge. 

Suddenly something grabbed Chuck’s foot, just as he was getting out of the river. 

It turned out it was Shep the dog biting his foot.

Top Hat Rescue

St Kevin’s GNS, Tallaght, 4th and 5th class, County Wicklow, 5th June 2018

Once upon a time under the sea, there was a frog who had feathers on his bum.

His name was Sunflower.

When Sunflower came to the syrface one Tuesday, he saw a talking, walking rock wearing a top-hat.

The Two Friendly Cats

St.Mary’s JNS, Blessington, 2nd class, County Wicklow, 31st May 2018

The two cats have three piece suits and black shiny shoes.

“How dee my man”, said Bob the cat to mini Bob.

“Mee oww, I’m afraid of shadows”.

Sausage Dog adventure

​Scoil Mhuire, 1st class, County Wicklow, 30th May 2018

Once upon a time, there was a man called Mr. Sausage.  He had a side kick called Mr. Bun.  

Mr. Sausage lived in a sausage house in the country in California.

His greatest wish was to have a sausage dog.

The Missing Tablet

St Fergal’s NS, 5th class, County Wicklow, 29th May 2018

Mr.Peanut head and bad Billy were at school and were on break chatting. 

They were chatting about what they were going to do after school. 

Suddenly Mr.Peanut head the raven remembered that his tablet had been stolen, so he started investigating.

​The Grumpy Donkey

St Mary’s JNS, Blessington, County Wicklow, 2nd class, 24th May 2018

Mr Grumpyhead the Donkey was sad because it was wintertime but there was no snow. 

Mr Grumpyhead was so grumpy that he wanted a holiday where it was really cold because the heat made him grumpy. 

“Mrrrr, I hate hot weather!” he shouted in a deep voice. So he set out leaving Spain on a quest to find snow.

The Evil Dragon

​Blessington ETNS, 1st, 2nd and 3rd class,  County Wicklow, 23rd May 2018

It was a dark and stormy night, when Henry, the telekinetic boy found a new friend, called Captain Unicorn.  

He was going out for a walk in the woods when he came across a shack in which a dragon lived.  

The dragon attacked him.  At that point, Captain Unicorn swooped down, broke through the roof of the shack and rescued Henry.  

Jonathon vs the fearsome iglig tribe

​Scoil Naomh Iosaf, County Wicklow, 3rd class

It was Monday morning in Hamsterville. 

Jonathon the jiggly blue alien woke up freezing from all the ice-cream he had eaten last night (he had puked it all up). 

He had some toast then went into the living room but felt really sad because he thought it was Christmas and there were no presents there.

Then his trusted friend Billy the cow said “Cheer up, I got some cheerios for you…(Fart noise).”

Buzz goes the Fish

St. Kevin’s GNS, 6th class, County Wicklow, 22 May 2018

Chingchongkimshesugoytoyquando (aka Ching  the frog) was going to the shop to buy a Twix but got knocked down by a truck and got a flesh wound.  

He went to get his phone but it was gone. He remembered that the other day  Leonardo his friend had hugged him, but had probably not wanted a hug but actually stole his phone.

He sat up and started to butt scoot to Leonardo D’capri’suns man-cave.

The Last Pickle

​Scoil Naomh Iosaf, 4th class County Wicklow

One evening, in the sewers of New York, Dr. Figgsbottom and Zappydoodle the unicorn were playing cards. 

‘Where are my pickles?’’ yelled Dr. Figgsbottom.

‘‘Here’s a deal,’’ replied Zappydoodle. ‘‘If you win this game, you can have my jar of pickles.’’

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