Goat Wars
Scoil San Carlo, Leixlip, 4th Class, 19th February 2018
John the Anxious Goblin lived in the sewers. Every morning he gathered wasted junk and old shoes and germs and had a bath in it.
John asked for a pet goat for his birthday. He had a picture on the wall of a goat attacking him.
But he had seen a bunch of YouTube videos of goats fainting and decided that he wanted one.