Scoil San Carlo, Leixlip, 4th Class, 19th February 2018
John the Anxious Goblin lived in the sewers. Every morning he gathered wasted junk and old shoes and germs and had a bath in it.
John asked for a pet goat for his birthday. He had a picture on the wall of a goat attacking him.
But he had seen a bunch of YouTube videos of goats fainting and decided that he wanted one.