Pope John Paul II National School, Malahide, 4th Class, 29 February 2016
DJ Oinkington the Pig and his best friend Goat the Sheep were at the beach. They were making a plot to break into Ikea.
“Oh Goat,” said DJ Oinkington, “I’ve always wanted to live in Ikea.”
“Why don’t we just go when it’s open?” asked Goat the Sheep.