Porktastrophe
Pope John Paul II National School, Malahide, 4th Class, 29 February 2016
DJ Oinkington the Pig and his best friend Goat the Sheep were at the beach. They were making a plot to break into Ikea.
“Oh Goat,” said DJ Oinkington, “I’ve always wanted to live in Ikea.”
“Why don’t we just go when it’s open?” asked Goat the Sheep.