The Title of the Story
Our Lady of Victories BNS Ballymun 5th & 6th Class 30th March 2011
Smokey McPott was shopping in Tesco when he thought he heard a cabbage talking.
The cabbage was talking to his neighbour the eggplant. “That there woman was reaching for me, and I knew that she was going to take me back to her kitchen to chop me up.