Stories

Every morning, brilliant new stories are written by primary schoolchildren.They are all stored in our library (the stories, not the children). To read the stories and see the pictures, just click on the title or read more to view stories.

We also have stories from our other locations: Cork, Conamara, Galway, Kerry, Mayo, NorthWest, Wicklow, and Wexford

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St. Patrick's NS, Glencullen, 3rd and 4th Classes, 03/03/10
Once upon a time there was a mole who lived in a hole.One day, He raced his ferrari through the woods and some squirrels on pogo sticks started chasing him, which was his greatest fear.

They also had paint ball guns and water bombs.

The Adventures of the Cereal Box

Our Lady of Victories BNS, Ballymun. 5th Class. 2nd March 2010
Howard Wallawitz was a secret agent talking cereal box. He lived in a galaxy far, far away. His girlfriend was a twelve foot killer whale.

Howard’s code name was Bob McCheerio.

The Prince Who Had A New Castle

St. Philip the Apostle JNS, Clonsilla, 2nd Class
Once upon a time there was a Prince Dwarf who never ever found a girl. He had a best friend named Ultimate X. He was a weird alien from Scotland. He was big and tall and only ever wore a skirt.

Prince Dwarf had a castle that was full of mice.

When Blenders Attack

Dublin 7 Educate Together, 6th Class, 01/03/10
Phil walked around a factory and saw his dad working at the big chocolate blender. He ran over to his dad and slipped on a melted chocolate button.

He fell into the blender, the sound of the machines amplified his fear.

The Wolf's Adventure

Monkstown Educate Together National School, 2nd class
Once upon a time there was a mummy wolf who had a baby wolf. The baby’s name was Scruffy.

The wolf really really wanted to be human. He was scared of the hunters. They had killed his mother.

Zack and Jack's Adventure

Central Model Senior School, 2nd Class, 24/02/10
Once upon a time there was a dragon who was called Zack. He wasn’t afraid of anything except giant robots.

Zack was hanging out with his friend Jack the frog.

The hobo Pope

Our Lady of Victories, 5th and 6th Class, 23/02/10
Once upon a time there was a pope living in Rome. His name was John-Bob 117th.

Somehow he fell off the balcony as he was saying a prayer and broke his leg and couldn’t afford the hospital bills so they kicked him out.

The Legend of Noel the Squirrel

St. Fiachra's, 6th Class, 22/2/2010
On Tuesday, at 1:30am, Cheryl Mole slapped her ex-husband Noel the Squirrel in the face.

”Get out of our tree!!” he yelled. “You’ll be licking my paws when I’m supreme overlord of the world.”

A Marshmallow's Life

St. Fiachra's JNS, 2nd Class, 17/02/10
There was once a marshmallow called Squishy and she liked chocolate. Squishy had a best friend called Biker the Robot who rode a motorbike.

Squishy’s greatest wish was to bathe in hot chocolate.

Pancake Dragon's Adventure

St. Fiachra's JNS, 2nd Class, 16/02/10
One day, a very long time ago, Pancake Dragon woke up and he was all sore and tired. He went with his mother to the volcano. He got some fire from the volcano.

Pancake Dragon found out that instead of lava in the volcano, it was full of Nutella.

The Flying Pig

HAY After School Project
Once upon a time there was a man named Jim Bob. He was a farmer living in Kerry with all the cows. He had to farm from inside his house which was quite difficult!

He had another house down in Port Laoise that got burnt down, killing many of his cows.

Mission:McPossible

Navan Educate Together, 5th and 6th Class, 15/02/10
Ted the redhead met Hammy the giant talking burger. Ted was getting interviewed for a job at McDonalds.

When Ted sat down for the interview he broke the chair because he had too much weight. He got distracted by Hammy because he looked so scrum-diddly-umptious.

Supersquirrel v The Out of Control Chipmunks

St. Patricks NS Glencullen, 2nd Class. 11 February 2010
One day Clumsy Princess Ellie and Neat Princess Daisy were having tea in their royal castle. Princess Ellie leaves so she can practice her horse riding.

All of a sudden some out of control chipmunks come running through the fields. They push her off her horse and kidnap her to the Out of Control Chipmunk HQ.

The Adventures of Mr. Fancypants

St. Fiachras, 2nd Class, 10/02/10
One day Mr. Fancypants saw Squishy the Marshmallow running to his house. He jumped into the toilet to hide and Squishy flushed him down into the sewers.

He started running around in the sewers trying to get away. He got lost and then found a giant lollipop and it came to life.

Bob, Alice And The Flying Chair

Story-writing Field trip, Ranelagh Multidenominational School, 6th class.
There was a pig on a farm. If they were looking at it that’s what people would think but it was really Alice. She was actually a person.

Beside the farm was a huge mansion where Bob lived. That morning he was busy counting his money and dreaming of the girl on the farm next door.

What Mr. Crankeyhead Eats

St. Fiachra's Beaumont, 2nd Class, 8 February 2010
Mr. and Mrs. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkeys were eating breakfast in their treehouse. Mr. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey swung out of the treehouse into a lake with singing crocodiles.

Mrs. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey was ironing at the house and didn’t care about Mr. Crankeyhead the Singing Monkey.

Big World Shmall Shnail

St. Fiachra's Beaumont 6th Class
Shnoot the female shnail is in a hole eating Cheerios with her best friend, Jim the antelope- he’s a boy. Suddenly they hear a big bang! It’s Apollo the Afro Man coming to take Jim away.

The two of them rush outside to investigate the noise.

Kung Fu Krisis

Bennekerry NS, 6th Class, 03/02/2010
Once upon a time in Kung-fu Land, there was an apple called Jack. He did Kung-fu.

One day something terrible happened. His mother-in-law was coming to visit.

Grease and Fur Don't Mix

Scoil Chaoimhin, 4th 5th 6th Class, 02/02/2010
Once upon a time there was a little rabbit, called Coco, who grew up into a big rabbit.

He had a best friend called Jimmy the Rasher and they lived together in a cardboard box as big as a mansion.

Coco and Jimmy walked to a night club for a night out. Coco fell down a well on the way.

Scratchy, Mario And The Hairy Wife

St. Joseph's CBS, 5th Class, 01022010
Once upon a time in Ballybough, the health inspector walked into Scratchy’s chipper.Scratchy’s wife shouted at Scratchy “you’re too lazy to get rid of the rats!!!”

A boy walked in and bought chips for €2.99 and coke for €1. He walked out of the chipper, tasted the chips and threw them on the ground. “I should have gone to Nico’s.”

Jerry and the Giant Penguin

Scoil Cholmcille SNS, 5th Class, 27/1/2010
Hello, my name is Jerry Smig. This is my best friend Henry the pengiun.

I always wanted to have a giant penguin. On my last birthday my mam got me Henry the penguin.

Ninja Baby and Crazy Baby

Harold School, Glasthule. 1st Class. 26th January 2010.
Crazy Baby is in a magic bookshelf. His best friend, Ninja Baby, is in the bookshelf too.

“Let’s wish we could go to the disco,” says Ninja Baby.

Shmitley's Adventure

St. Fiachra's, 6th Class, 25/1/2010
Shmitley was daydreaming of being chased by a man eating gerbils.

He woke up on a park bench screaming “GERBILS!!!!!”

The Adventures of McMuffin

Scoil Fhursa, 5th Class, 21/1/2010
McMuffin the talking muffin and McLevin the talking fireplace were walking down the street.

They saw someone driving a Lamborgini down the street and got jealous.

Inkshklabob and the Posh Pig Palace

St. Vincent de Paul GNS 6th Class 20 January 2010
Once upon a time, Inkshklabob fell in love with a pig. He decided that when the pig got older he would open a nursing home for her.

The pig’s name was Gertrude.

The Cigar Smoking Dogs

St.Josephs CBS, Fairview. 4th Class. 18th January 2010
Once upon a time in Fairview, there were two dogs chasing cats and hiding from dog catchers.

While they were hiding, they took out big cigars and started smoking them.

KFCs Most Wanted

Scoil Fhursa Coolock 4th Class. 19th January 2010
One day, Rasher the Gremlin was walking down the street.

Rasher was planning to rob KFC because the food was so delicious and he thought the chicken looked very nice.

Shoes Cause Hassle

Scoil Cholmcille SNS, Ballybrack, 5th Class, 14th January 2010
Once upon a horrible time, there was a footballer with high heels called Lady Blue Hand.

She loved high heels so much that she wore them in the shower and even on the football pitch.

The Christmas Carol with the Jaguar and the Puppy

St.Laurence O Tooles GNS, Sheriff Street. 3rd Class. 21st December 2009
Once upon a time there was a baby jaguar called Cuddles. He lived in the forest far, far away. One day he got lost in the city when he was running around playing.

There was a girl called Miley in the park. She had long, curly brown hair with blonde streaks and blue eyes. Cuddles ran up to the girl.

The Adventures of Big Toe and Joe

Scoil San Seamuis CBS. 6th Class. 17 December 2009
Scruffy Old Joe lived in a wheelie bin on the back of the 78A bus. His best friend Big Toe, an old shoe, was always with him.

The bus was going by McDonalds when the wheelie bin suddenly fell off the back of the bus.

It's Simply Denna

St.Kevina s BNS, Finglas West. 6th Class. 16th December 2009.
Denna was walking down the road with his dog, Cula Bula. He had a bottle of beer.

He was going down to collect his money from the labour and the security wouldn’t let him in because he had a bottle.

The Jelly Takes it All

St.Marys Rathmines. 3rd Class. 15th December 2009
Early one morning, Fred the Jelly Monster and his best friend, Jib Job Bob the Chocolate Monster, were playing rugby.

Fred said to Jib Job Bob, ”we only have twenty days before the sun comes out.

Alfonso Meets the Florkies

Glasnevin, Educate Together School , 5th Class, 14/12/2009
Once there was a fencing Oreo called Alfonso. He was living peacefully in his home in Spain, a small village called Afromania.

Afromania was a very dark place where it rained milk every day.

Lefty Faces Fears of Bananaphobia

St Kevin s BNS, 5th Class
Once two people named Mr. and Mrs. Shabalabadingdong lived in a palace in India.

The palace was called Palace Ding-Dong. They had five slaves, one of them was The non-hairy Henry.

The Adventures of Jazz Man and Shnarf

St.Fiachras SNS, Beaumont. 6th Class. 9th December 2009
Jazzman was at a show listening to jazz music. The Yipposaurus was playing. Jazz’s hands began shaking in jazz movement.

Shnarf was with Jazz at the show. Jazz suddenly saw Fish Curry swinging in on a rope. Jazz screamed,

The Great Escape

St Joseph's CBS Fairview, 8th December 2009
Hotdog the Magic Pig was on the farm. He didn’t like living there. He wanted to escape.

“I’d love to go to China – or anywhere more interesting than this farm!” he thought.

Tickle Me, Obama

Willow Park School, Blackrock, 5th Class, 7 December 2009
It was show and tell in Jedwardo’s school in America and she brought in her hamster, Gino.

He was in his hamster ball on a unicycle and it snapped. He saw a dog and ate it.

The Craziest Day Ever

St.Laurence O Tooles GNS, Sheriff Street. 2nd Class. 3rd December 2009
Once upon a time there was a boyfriend named Travis. Travis was tall and gorgeous. He was go hálainn.

His girlfriend’s name was Jasmin. Jasmin had blonde hair and a side fringe. Her hair was massive. She wore lots of nice clothes.

Mrs. McConkey Smells

Scoil Mobhi, Glasnevin. 1st Class. 2nd December 2009
Jacob Crackers, the penguin DJ, was at home on his iceberg. Some really mean penguins came and started chasing him – so he ran back into his igloo.

Jacob got a job in a club making new music for penguins. Then a space cruiser attacked – and a crocodile attacked at the same time!

What a Day!

Scoil an tSeachtar Laoch, 6th Class. 1st December 2009. Illustrations by Phil Barrett.
Mr.Toastie, the flying toaster, was in the shop one day. He was on the shelf, waiting to be bought.

A really narky family came over and bought him. But Mr.Toastie didn’t want to go with that family. He wasn’t being used, so he flew away.

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