Pope John Paul II NS, 4th class, 21st June 2021
Once upon a time there was an alien called Fernando and he lived on a float machine in a galaxy far, far away.
It was just a normal day and he was doing his renegade, a type of TikTok dance. He tried to get followers but his follower count was only at twelve.
Then, the tuna bellies came and started making TikTok dances with him.