St Fiachra's, Beaumont, 6th Class, 1st April 2009
One day in the city, the farmer named Melvin bought two hot dogs and brought them back to his farm in the countryside.
He put Ketchup on one hot dog and Mustard on the other hot dog. He left them in the room to wash his hands. Suddenly, they came to life and ran away. They ran into the barn where they met Cheddar, the pretty cow.
Cheddar was about to eat Ketchup and Mustard but they shouted, “NO, please don’t eat us, we’re only young!”
“Oh, I’m so sorry I didn’t know you could talk,” said Cheddar.
“Oh, we get it all the time,” said Ketchup and Mustard.
The farmer Melvin walked in and saw Cheddar talking to the hot dogs and told his wife Helga that it was time to bring the cow to the slaughter house.
Cheddar overheard the farmer and asked Ketchup and Mustard, “What is the slaughter house?” ...