Scoil Fhursa, 5th Class, 21/1/2010
McMuffin the talking muffin and McLevin the talking fireplace were walking down the street.
They saw someone driving a Lamborgini down the street and got jealous.
“I can’t drive. I don’t have a license,” said McMuffin.
“I have a license! I can drive, I will help you get one,” his friend McLevin told him.
“How are you going to teach me how to drive? You have no hands! Let’s go to the scrapyard and get you some arms,” said McMuffin.
“Yeah – off we go!” agreed McLevin.
They arrived at the scrapyard and one of the huge magnets picked up McLevin.
Mc Levin screamed, “Help me!”
McMuffin jumped on a pile of wrecked bangers.
McMuffin’s ma came into the scrapyard and he fell off the car when he heard his ma scream, “GET OFF MY CAR!”
McLevin shouted, “Ahhhh, I am going into the machine!”
He was crushed in the machine and came out with arms and legs like a robot.
Mc Muffin was knocked out from the fall off the car.