Attack of the Cheese Grater

Gorey ETNS, 5th class, County Wicklow, 2nd May 2018

In the restaurant of the L.A. Aquarium, Dairy the Cheesewheel man was sitting having his lunch.

On his way out he bumped into a dolphin.  They apologised to each other:

“Sorry, how’s it going, I’m the Cheesewheel man”

“It’s fine, it’s grand” said the Dolphin “my name is Kram, what’s yours?”

“My name’s Dairy, but people call me the Cheesewheel man, it’s not easy being cheesy!”.

From that moment on they were best friends.

On a night out Dairy the Cheesewheel man saw a gorgeous spider.

  He went over to introduce himself and asked:

“What’s your name?”

“My name’s Cordelia” the spider replied.

Cordelia was engaged to a rich cheese grater but she didn’t want to get married to him…