Fighting Words at St Patrick’s Cathedral
Gaelscoil na Mí, 3rd Class, 25 February 2016
Banananot, the monkey in a robot suit, was at school.
While the teacher was on his coffee break, Banananot was trying to stop Chimpy the Chimpanzee from stealing Piggy the Pig’s pencil.
Piggy was Banananot’s best friend.
“My pencil with the piggy on top!” Piggy cried.
“Come back with my friend’s pencil!” said Banananot.
“Never!” said Chimpy and snapped the pencil in half.
Chimpy took the broken pencil and ran out of the classroom. Banananot chased after him.
“Eeeee! Eeeee! Eeeee!” squeaked the potatoes.
“I hope Chimpy doesn’t find the Killer Potatoes in the storage area,” thought Banananot.
Just then he saw the Killer Potatoes running and rolling towards them.
When Banananot saw them he thought, “I believe in myself! I can peel them and defeat them.”
Banananot reached into a container in his robot suit and pulled out a peeler to frighten the potatoes.
Meanwhile, Chimpy was running to the Banana Bank to steal the precious Banana Jewel.
He used one half of the broken pencil to open the lock and get the jewel out.
“Wah ha ha!” said Chimpy.
Piggy knew that Chimpy loved bananas so she had followed him to the bank.
“What are you doing?” Piggy asked.
“None of your banana business! Go away!” said Chimpy.
Piggy texted Banananot: “COME TO THE BANANA BANK RIGHT AWAY RIGHT AWAY. CHIMPY HAS STOLEN THE BANANA JEWEL. RING THE BANANA POLICE!”…