Barry and the Cheeky Nando’s

St.Fiachra’s Senior National School, Beaumont. 6th Class, 5th November 2015

Once upon a time, Barry was in the middle of a recital and he started to think about Nando’s.

“I wish I had Nando’s. Why isn’t there Nando’s in America?” he thought. 

He ran home and tried to book a flight to Ireland. He rang his best friend Charlie the Dancing Turtle and asked, “Do you want to go for a cheeky Nando’s?”

“I’m a vegetarian, but I will go anyway,” Charlie replied. “I’ll just have salad and Peri Peri sauce and a bottomless Coke. How much is the flight?”

“$250,” Barry answered. “We can’t get a direct flight. We have to go to Singapore first. You can’t go on a plane. I will put you in a suitcase.” 

When Barry and Charlie went to the airport, they went hrough security and the metal detectors went off.  

The security manager said, “You can’t bring a turtle.” 

Barry took Charlie and ran for a private jet and they took off for Singapore. 

When they were on the plane, Barry and Charlie realised that the pilots were chickens.

Barry was afraid of chickens so he grabbed Charlie and they parachuted for seven hours and landed at the front door of the Nando’s in Omni, located in Dublin. 

Sadly, it was closed...