Bob’s Life

​Scoil Cholmcille​, 5th Class, County Wicklow, 2nd May 2017 

Once upon a time there was a 27 year-old leprechaun called Bob. 

He lived in a magical valley called Glencree.

He went to Duffy’s pub every week to try to find a “mott.” 

One day, when he walked out of the pub, Big Gerald and his gang were waiting for him - smoking.

“Oh Jaysus!” shouted Bob. He ran back inside in fear. 

”Give us a pint – there’s lads waiting for me outside,” said Bob to the bartender.

Gerald and the lads came inside. “You owe us money - I’ll smash you up” Gerald said angrily, thinking he was like Conor MacGregor.

Just before they could beat him up an invisible force pulled them back outside and …