Kildalkey National School, Kildalkey, Co. Meath, 4th Class, 7 June 2017
This is my crazy life.
I’m so sad and lonely, everyone calls me Mr Nobody. I’m a big blob.
But I will show them - the world will be mine.
I wish I had a name. My only friend is Sonic the Spaceship.
He is a giant red and silver fidget spinner and even though he is not alive, I have to use my imagination.
Sonic and I are planning to destroy the Earth.
I’m going to make an absorbing bomb and we are going to try to absorb The White House.
I land in Hawai’i and encounter bearded men with chainsaws.
I’m so scared of bearded men that my goo goes everywhere.
I shoot my fidget spinners at them and they turn into stone.
I go back to my spaceship and fly. I land in a cornfield.
I meet a beautiful scarecrow who doesn’t like me back and teleports me home.
Now how will I get back to Earth?...