St. Fergals, 4th Class, County Wicklow, 17 April 2018
Once upon a time there was a dinosaur called Dopey the Dinosaur.
He was walking through the dangerous jungle in the magical fairy land.
When Dapsy, the Dog with the diaper, jumped out from a bush.
“Watch out, I’m going to attack you,” Dapsy the Dog shouted in a bark.
“But I’m a stegosaurus,” said Dopey the Dinosaur,” I have spikes on my tail.”
Fatty the Frog came out of a lake.
Fatty the Frog said, “Please, leave him alone, or something bad will happen to you.”
“Ah, look at both of you hard lads,” said Dapsy in a squeaky voice.
“Well I’ll turn in to a human and RKO you,” threatened Fatty.
Just then, a dinosaur control van came out of nowhere…