St. Mary’s JNS, Blessington, 2nd Class, County Wicklow, 26th March 2019
Once upon a time a chocolate chip was born and when he grew up he turned into a muffin.
His name was Mr Muffin. He wanted a girlfriend but he thought he was too ugly to get one.
He really hoped he’d get one when he was an adult.
The girl that he liked, Katy the Raspberry Muffin, only liked guys with chocolate icing.
Mr Muffin asked his friend, John the Chocolate Bar, what to do.
“I don’t think I’m going to get Katy to like me ‘cos I don’t have chocolate icing, it’s vanilla,” Mr Muffin whispered.
“Why don’t you jump in a pile of mud, that could get you the girl,” said John the Chocolate Bar.
Suddenly a donut monster flew in from Donut Land and muffin-napped Katy from the park two miles from Mr Muffin’s house.
When Mr Muffin arrived at the park to roll in mud, all he saw was the donut monster fly away with Katy…