St. Joseph’s NS, Arklow, 5th class, County Wicklow, 19th September 2019
My name is Sacky the Blob. I am very slimy and sticky. I want a chocolate-filled doughnut.
Yesterday I went on Sinder to find a girlfriend.
I saw Misacky on Sinder and now I have a crush on her. My friend Soggy the Block said he would try to help.
Soggy brought me to the dance club.
Misacky was there drinking Gruinness – the drink that makes you smile.
Soggy said “Just go up and give her a note asking ‘Do you like me?’ ”.
As I was sliding up to Misacky to give her a rose and a note, Soggy pounced…..