Go Sue Yourself

St. Andrew’s NS, Bray, 6th Class, County Wicklow, 25th May, 2017  

Once there was a turtle. He lived on the Eiffel Tower.

It was just a normal day for Birthonomule the turtle, when he saw Achmed the eagle sitting beside him, trying to eat his left ear.

Then Mr. Tortoise, who owned the Eiffel Tower, walked out of the elevator and said “Pass you shall not!”.

“Let him through!”, shouted Mr. Stink the unicorn, as he jumped down from the top of the tower, puking rainbows.

​Birthonomule fell off and bruised his knee.

He had fallen on a rock and realised he had hurt the rock as he fell. 

“I’m so sorry for hurting you. Is there any way I can make it up to you?”

“You can sue yourself and stop rockabuse”, the rock replied.

Just then, Birthonomule heard a loud scream coming from the other side of the Eiffel Tower.