St Laurence O'Toole's CBS, 4th Class, 21 September 2011
One morning, Terrible Tom was in the gym lifting heavy weights.
They were 25 kilo dumbells!
He was training for the Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) Tournament.
“I’m going to win this title,” he thought to himself, “Then I’ll have a big celebration!”
When he left the gym, he went to visit his girlfriend Frightening Francesca.
“I’m going to win this title,” he said to her.
“But you’re afraid of the dark, you big baby,” Francesca reminded him, “and the fight takes place at ten o’clock at night!”