Scoil Cholmcille CBS, Blarney Street, County Cork 5th Class, 03 February 2017
Once upon a time there was a boy called Jordan the Mad Fiend who lived in the USA.
He lived in a big house and his room was a basement. He had a really mean Grandfather.
The only person he could talk to was Jerry the Oven, but he wishes he was a human.
Secretly his Grandfather was Innocent Boy. (Innocent Boy sounds like a mouse on helium.)
Jordan could only tell Jerry the Oven things, because he had special powers.
‘Jerry, I have something very important to tell you. I am Jordan the Mad Fiend!’
Jerry’s oven door drops to the floor.
‘And I have special powers. I have a metal arm, I have freeze breath and heat breath.’
Jerry started steaming with amazement.
Jerry said ‘ Your father left this in my possession and told me to give it to you when you were ready…’