Scoil Assaim Boys National School, Raheny, 5th class, 21st September 2015
Bob the dancing top hat cat hated Mondays. And he also hated Tuesdays.
His plan was to steal the starfish from the pet shop, which could grant any three wishes.
He wanted to get it so he could put an end to Mondays and Tuesdays with his best friend, Laura the Parmesan cheese.
“Why do you hate Mondays and Tuesdays?” asked Laura emotionally. Laura loved Mondays and Tuesdays.
“I hate them because Cappucino Bob’s doesn’t open on a Monday or Tuesday and I need my coffee,” replied Bob. “My mam visits every Monday and Tuesday as well.”
Laura was emotionally traumatised by Bob’s mam because she had turned Bob’s cousin into the hat he was wearing.
“Since your mam is so horrifying, I will help you get the starfish that turns into a dancing kettle.”
PetsRUs, the petshop that contained the starfish, was only open on Mondays and Tuesdays. Bob screamed loudly before he left to break in because he hated Mondays and Tuesdays.
Bob said, “Now it’s time for mission impossible! Do do do do do do do do do do do do, dododoooo dododooo do do.”
Laura walked in normally, before knocking over a fishtank. The water disarmed the CCTV, which made an electrical noise and shut it down.
Bob followed Laura in and spotted a Wanted poster with his name and face on it at the counter...