The mystery driver

Sandymount 4th Class, 19 November 2009
One day, someone was sitting on Lanky Larry, the Haunted Toliet and the person forgot to flush him.

So, Shaba Laba Ding Dong, Lanky Larry’s best friend, came over and flushed him.

Lanky Larry and Shaba Laba Ding Dong decided to go into town. They hopped into a taxi, and the driver was a penguin.

He said to them, “I have a proposal. I have important business to attend to. I’ll give you a free ride if you let me use you.”

The penguin was really a toliet-nabber.

The penguin stopped the car. Suddenly, the car turned into a boat.

Shaba Laba Ding Dong asked, “Where are we going?”

“Shabalabaland!”, said the penguin (actually, Shabalabaland did not exist. They were really going to Germany).