Culture Night at Fighting Words, 21st September 2012
Once there was a dog called “No Name”.
He always wanted an owner but was afraid because an evil witch put a curse on him.
His best friend was Robert the Stripey Bear. Robert was a lazy bear so he wasn’t the best ‘best friend’ in the world.
No Name asked Robert, “Could you help get rid of this curse because I really want an owner.” Robert said, “If you want to get the curse lifted, you’ll have to see Random Steve.”
“Oh I hate that guy and his stupid spider and monkey. Where does he live?”
“Up Witch Mountain, where the witch lives and down a cliff.”