By Rudi - Aged 8
Once upon a time there was a boy called Fergus. Now Fergus was not a normal boy.
Fergus had one eye. He was born that way and everyone thought he was very weird looking with only one eye, but he was used to that.
When he reached the age of 10 he only started school because he was home schooled, "could you imaging that", he hardly made any friends.
When he was 19 he made some friends in school. One was called Justin Beaver and the other was called Queen Ellizebeth.
Then he grew up and married an old lady called Mellifesend.
She was very mean and bossy, so he dumped her and married a dolphin!!!