St Fiachras Senior National School Beaumont 6th Class 26 September 2011
One morning, Schmeegel woke up on the sofa after another night of playing X-Box.
He is bald and hunch-backed from bending over his controller.
His eyes are blood-shot from staring at the TV all day.
Schmeegel only had one friend called Schmole.
They met on X-Box live and Schmole was the only one to accept his friend request.
They live in an apartment together; each with their own computer rooms.
Schmeegel is obsessed with Lord of the Rings, and decides to become a ring cleaner.
He advertises his ring cleaning business on the internet.