The Origin of Police Officer Hot Dog

By Éanna -  Enniscorthy, Co. Wexford

Chapter 1
The Origin of Police Officer Hot Dog​

One normal day in November 2009, there was a fast food restaurant named Rade-x. They sold hot dogs and chips and stuff like that.

A boy named Tom went there every week to get a hot dog. Tom had a sister who was really into science and equations. Tom had to bring her to the fast food shop as well because she was too young to stay at home on her own. Every time they went, she would get chips. It was always the same. This time it was different.

Tom's sister stood up with her chips, took Tom's hot dog and ran as fast as she could. She stole Tom's car and drove away. When Tom's sister got home, she locked herself in her bedroom. Her bedroom was jam packed with elixirs and whiteboards with equations on them. She lay the hot dog on her workbench and started writing on her whiteboard. She wanted to make the hot dog ginormous for Tom.

She made some elixir and dropped only a small drip on the hot dog. The hot dog grew and grew until the hot dog was human sized. The thing was the hot dog was vertical. Tom's sister went to take a bite but it turned around and said “please don't bite me”, both of them screamed. It was alive, it could speak.

Tom's sister threw more elixir, but it just grew arms and legs. She decided to show Tom what she had created. Tom was shocked, he couldn't believe what he was seeing. They decided they couldn't tell anyone about this hot dog guy. If it managed to slip out, they would get in loads and loads of trouble.

It had been a week since Tom's sister made this hot dog guy. Tom and his sister said the people would find out about the hot dog guy sooner or later, so they showed everyone in town, and they were all super shocked. Everyone got used to hot dog guy after a while. Hot Dog Guy finally decided to move out and live somewhere else and get a job. He got interviewed at his local police station and he got the job. He was now known as Police Officer Hot Dog.

In Tom's sister's bedroom -

A chip grew and grew until it was human sized. The chip said, “I will make an army and destroy the world.”

Chapter 2
Tom

Police Officer Hot Dog sometimes got lonely in his house. Police Officer Hot Dog went to Tom's house. He knocked on the door, Tom answered. Police Officer Hot Dog asked for his sister, but Tom said she was gone to the mall with his mam.

Police Officer Hot Dog went into town looking for Tom's sister. First, he looked in the clothes shops, then he looked in the toy shops, but then he knew which shop to go to. Police Officer Hot Dog had to go to the science shop. He ran into the science shop, but before he could find Tom's sister, there was a chip forcing the cashiers to give the chip all the money. The cashiers were trying to give the chip the money as fast as they could because they were so scared.

After the cashiers gave the chip the money, the chip tried to flee but Police Officer Hot Dog stopped the chip and told him to give the money back. The chip didn't, he just tried run away again. He didn't just stop him this time, Police Officer Hot Dog tripped the chip up. Police Officer Hot Dog took the money from the chip and gave the money back to the cashiers and chased the chip out of the mall.

Police Officer Hot Dog went back to the science shop to look for Tom's sister. When Police Officer Hot Dog finally found Tom's sister, he told her to meet him at his house with Tom and some chemicals. Police Officer Hot Dog went home, sat on the couch and fell asleep.

An hour later there was a knock on the door that woke Police Officer Hot Dog, he got up and answered the door. It was Tom's sister with Tom and some chemicals. Police Officer Hot Dog asked Tom's sister to make him a friend so he won't be lonely but Tom's sister wouldn't.

She said, “We were lucky enough that you didn't turn bad, so if we make another one we might have a raging hot dog on the loose.” Police Officer Hot Dog was very sad, but he couldn't get too sad because if he gets too sad he cries ketchup.

Tom spoke up and said, “I'll help you fight crime”. Everyone was shocked, they never thought that he would actually want to do that. First, they had to find the right suit for Tom. After they found the perfect suit, they all sat down to watch Doctor Who.

Tom and his sister went home, so Police Officer Hot Dog sat back on the couch. Then there was a knock on the door again. Police Officer Hot Dog got up to answer the door but before he could answer the door, he heard a bash. Police Officer Hot Dog ran to the door. It was a chip here to rid him of the world.

Police Officer Hot Dog took out his baton and gave him a right smack across the noggin. He fell SPLAT on the ground. It seemed that when they get hit, the chips fall asleep. Police Officer Hot Dog couldn't just leave him out on the porch, so he decided to interrogate the chip.  Then he figured that if he interrogated the chip, the chip would find out too much about him. The best thing to do was to just put him in the trash and not think about it. That's what he did.

Chapter 3
The “Kidnap”

Police Officer Hot Dog had a company phone so if people were in trouble they could call Police Officer Hot Dog. One day he was sitting and he got a call. It was Tom, he said a couple of chips had kidnapped his sister and took her away. Police Officer Hot Dog ran over as fast as he could. He knocked on the door.

Tom answered, he said which way did they run and Police Officer Hot Dog ran as fast as he could after the van. Police Officer Hot Dog followed the van across town and into an alleyway. The alley was dark and not very clean. Then the van stopped beside a door. Police Officer Hot Dog hid behind a big bin. They took Tom's sister out of the van and took her into the building. Police Officer Hot Dog ran over and stopped the door, he sneaked in.

There was a dark corridor, Police Officer Hot Dog walked slowly through the corridor until he got to the door. He peeked through the keyhole; the chips were making her work her work on some elixir. Tom's sister was working as fast as she could. She was making more chips.

Police Officer Hot Dog burst in the door but Tom's sister raised a gun at Police Officer Hot Dog. Police Officer Hot Dog was shocked, but why, why would Tom's sister betray him like this?

Police Officer Hot Dog said, “But why?”

Tom's sister answered, “I'm the one who created you and you get all the credit! And what do I get? Nothing! you don't even know my name.”

Tom's sister shot the gun, Police Officer Hot Dog dodged the bullet and jumped for cover. Tom's sister thought he was dead, but he wasn't. Police Officer Hot Dog snook out. He was very sad that the person who created him turned bad. Police Officer Hot Dog had to tell Tom.

He ran home and called Tom immediately. Police Officer Hot Dog told Tom everything about how Tom's sister has turned against them. Police Officer Hot Dog got a call and there was a robbery, it was a chip doing the robbery. Police Officer Hot Dog had no way of getting across town that fast. Police Officer Hot Dog just had a great idea, there was a motorcycle shop across from his house. Police Officer Hot Dog ran across to his house, Tom came with him. They grabbed a couple of things in Police Officer Hot Dog's house, then they ran into the shop but they didn't have time to buy a motorcycle, so they took one and drove out the window.

They drove as fast as they could. When they got there, there was broken glass on the floor. Police Officer Hot Dog walked over to the glass and examined the scene. Then Tom spotted his sister and a lot of chips running away with a lot of money. Tom called Police Officer Hot Dog and they both got on the motorcycle.

When they caught up, Tom shouted, “Stand down!”

Tom's sister shouted, “No!”

Then they turned off and Police Officer Hot Dog and Tom lost them. They drove home disappointed that they didn't catch them. Police Officer Hot Dog and Tom went to Police Officer Hot Dog's house to make a plan on how to take down the chip army.

The plan was to put posters up that say “Meet Police Officer Hot Dog 11-12 Monday to Friday.” Tom's sister would come in and take Police Officer Hot Dog, but they would then surround Tom's sister and capture her and put her in jail. After they set up all the posters they went home.

The next day Tom's sister showed up and they surrounded her, but Tom's sister fought back, she wouldn't give up easily. She was resisting. The people lost grip, she slipped out and ran away. Everyone started to chase them, but it was too late, she got away again. Their plan had failed yet again. Police Officer Hot Dog was not happy.

Chapter 4
Captured

Police Officer Hot Dog was in his house thinking of a plan. Tom was in his house trying to think of ideas to capture his sister. It was quiet in Police Officer Hot Dog's house until five chips burst through the door and surrounded Police Officer Hot Dog, he had no chance now. They put Police Officer Hot Dog in handcuffs and took his baton. The chips put him in a car and drove off.

Meanwhile at Tom's house -

Tom just got a great idea to capture his sister. He walked over to Police Officer Hot Dog's house, but when he saw the broken-down door, he ran as fast as he could over to the house. He walked into the house and saw the baton, he took it. Then he ran over to Police Officer Hot Dog's garage and took the motorcycle and started his search for Police Officer Hot Dog.

Back at wherever Police Officer Hot Dog is -

They were driving for an hour and they still weren't there yet. Another hour later they finally came to a halt. The chips forced Police Officer Hot Dog out of the car. Then they forced him into a building, but it wasn't just any building it was a castle. The chips made him go into the dungeon of the castle. There were shackles in the dungeon, the chips shackled him to them.

First, they didn't do anything, then they tried to ask him questions but Police Officer Hot Dog wouldn't answer any of their questions. Mustard is very hot if you eat it. The reason I'm telling you this is because Police Officer Hot Dog can spit mustard – and he did, into the chip's eyes. Then he spit it onto the shackles, the mustard was so hot that it melted the chains.

Just at that moment, Tom arrived in front of the castle. Police Officer Hot Dog just kept running and running until he got to the stairs. When he reached the top, he didn't see the glass wall in front of him and he ran straight into it. Suddenly all he could see was black, until he woke up. When Police Officer Hot Dog woke up, he was shackled again. This time the chips covered Police Officer Hot Dog's mouth. When Police Officer Hot Dog had no hope, Police Officer Hot Dog heard a noise. The noise sounded like a siren.

Then in came Doctor Who, he walked casually over to Police Officer Hot Dog. Doctor Who used his sonic screwdriver to let Police Officer Hot Dog out of the shackles. When he got out of the shackles he stood up. Doctor Who told Police Office Hot Dog, “Follow me.”

They both ran and ran until they got to the Tardis (Doctor Who's spaceship - the Tardis was a blue Police box). When Doctor Who and Police Officer Hot Dog got in the Tardis, Doctor Who started pressing buttons and pulling levers.

Police Officer Hot Dog asked Doctor Who, “What's your name?”

Doctor Who answered back, “The Doctor.” The siren went again. A couple of seconds later, Doctor Who told Police Officer Hot Dog to go out the doors. So that's what Police Officer Hot Dog did, he opened the doors. It was Tom. Police Officer Hot Dog walked out of the Tardis and waved goodbye and got on their motorcycle and off they went. Police Officer Hot Dog dropped Tom off first, but before Tom went inside, he gave Police Officer Hot Dog his baton back. Then Tom went inside, and Police Officer Hot Dog went home.

Chapter 5
The Battle of the Chips

Police Officer Hot Dog was in his house and so was Tom. Police Officer Hot Dog got a call that there were chips taking over the town. Police Officer Hot Dog ran over to Tom's house. He told Tom, “If you hit the chip it instantly falls asleep.” Tom walked out the door but there was a chip in the front garden. In fact, there were chips in everyone's garden. The chips and Tom's sister were taking over.

Police Officer Hot Dog and Tom went to each garden whacking the chips. When they got to the top of the hill there was a whole army of the chips. Tom and Police Office Hot Dog went back to back. Police Officer Hot Dog and Tom were hitting chips all over the place. There were loads of chips, nearly too many chips. The chips had cornered Police Officer Hot Dog and Tom. When they were about to get captured, Doctor Who showed up in his Tardis. Then Batman swooped down and landed beside Doctor Who. After that Wolverine jumped down from a building. After that Thor came from a big beam of light.

The good guys had an army now. Everyone was hitting the chips as hard as they could. Nobody hit people as hard in their life. Police Officer Hot Dog saw something in the corner of his eye. He looked over and he saw a clown cheering the good guys on. In the end Police Officer Hot Dog's team won the fight and everyone was safe. Tom's sister was handcuffed and went to jail. The clown came over and shook Police Officer Hot Dog's hand and congratulated him.

Somewhere in the alleyway -    

The general chip said angrily, “You have not seen the last of the chip army, you hot dog cop!”

50 years later -

When all the superheroes grow old don't fear, because Sergeant Sippycup is here.

And the weird thing is Doctor Who is here too, and he hasn’t aged a bit.

 

The End.