The Story of Weirdness

St Patrick’s NS Curtlestown​, 2nd, 3rd and 4th Class, County Wicklow, 4th December 2018

Once upon a time there was a donkey called Joe who lived on the side of a hill.

He was eating his spuds when in came his friend Spuddy.

“Hi Spuddy, how are you? You smell like potatoes” said Donkey Joe.

“You smell like a donkey” replied Spuddy.

“I passed Jeremy the sandwich goat when I was coming here.

He was eating his bacon sandwiches as usual” said Donkey Joe.

“Hey, wait a minute… are you eating spuds” asked Spuddy.

“Sorry, I eat potatoes when I’m stressed.

I am stressed because Jeremy the sandwich goat is trying to eat me” said Donkey Joe…