“Ye filthy maggot” she bellowed, “Why didn’t you buy me my drink?”
“I’ve no money, there’s a recession” he muttered.
“I don’t care if rats are chewing your money, just get me the drink!”
Paddy said proudly, “Barack Obama is coming over later to give me a cheque for $5Million because I won the lotto.”
Betty poked Paddy with her middle finger and stomped off.
When Paddy got to the shed he noticed the cow’s milk was not on the shelves. All of a sudden Paddy let out a shriek.
Betty came running over and found Paddy up on a bale of hay screeching at the cow to go away.
The cow was going crazy....