The Toilet Seat That Never Smelt Right

Fighting Words at the Museum of Country Life, Knock National School, 2nd and 3rd  Class, 15th December 2015

Ploppy, the toilet seat in an Arsenal jumper, is rushing to the Emirates Stadium in north London.  

His team, Arsenal, are playing their arch-enemies Tottenham Spurs.  

Ploppy flings himself onto the roof of a passing taxi.  

When he got to the stadium, Ploppy got a great front seat. Unfortunately, his worst fear happened and someone sat on him for the whole ninety minutes!...