Scoil Assaim Boy's National School, Raheny, 5th Class, 27 September 2021
Trevor the Annoying Spud got kidnapped by an Oompa-Loompa. The Oompa-Loompa wanted to turn him into a crisp.
His best friend, Le-mon the French Lemon, squirted some lemon juice in the Oompa-Loompa’s eyes and burned him.
Then, the Oompa-Loompa said, “Don’t hurt me! I’ll tell you where my boss is!”
His boss was Zombie Barack Obama.
Le-mon threw the Oompa-Loompa into a Gob-Stopper Machine.
Le-mon went up to Trevor and told him that he’s in the CIA.
Trevor says, “Okay” and starts annoying Le-mon.
Zombie Barack Obama escaped to the Antarctic and the Oompa-Loompa army tried to find him...