World War Nappy Three

St Mary’s Boys National School, Booterstown, 3rd Class, 18th April 2012
Once upon a time in a cafeteria not so far away, in a world where midget bananas ruled the schools, there was an evil lunch lady called Doris.

Doris was fat. Doris had black hair. She had blood-shot eyes.

She had warts. She had ugly toes. She had a beak and a beard and a tail made out of lightning.

She was horribilific.

She wanted to take over the world with the help of her best friend, Little Jimmy, and the rest of the midget bananas.

However, she feared the evil Pampers Nappy...